"SBM seeks SWF to impregnate. I am getting older and having no real interest to be a part of a family I feel I can at least reproduce. Who wants to make a pretty brown baby?"
This planet is already overpopulated.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
"Bring me mcdonalds and blow me while i watch str8 porn - 21"
"uncut CHUBBY latin NU student needs a blowjob and some burgers. Seriously. Looking for someone to pick up some micky d's then come by and blow me discreetly."
How American.
How American.
"Horny Anorexic's apply"
"I've always fantasized about this and I want to do it now. Looking for a young anorexic adult girl (east indian or african american preferably) for steamy hot sex. I can host. Any and all positions. Between 21 and 35 yrs. Can't find a dating site for anorexics so hoping to find one or two on cl."
Nothing gets me hotter than thinning hair and a pallid complexion on a woman who has the body of a little boy.
Nothing gets me hotter than thinning hair and a pallid complexion on a woman who has the body of a little boy.
Monday, January 25, 2010
"A MANS BEST FRIEND is His MOTHER, DONT YOU AGREE??????? - 35"
"Hi,
I am looking for someone to treat me the way my mother does. I need you to wake up early everyday and make me bacon n eggs, then run me a hot bath, lay my clothes out for me on the bed every morning, make me my lunch and make sure I don’t forgot to take my lunch with me to work, and give me a hug and a kiss when I leave for work.
My mom always called me at around noon at work every day just to see how my day was going; I expect the same from you. When I get home from a long day, I expect a hot homemade meal and after dinner for you to rub my feet while I watch the news. I am on my feet all day at work, so my achy feet need pampering. I also need you to do all of the shopping, this includes picking out and buying my clothes.
Me and my mom always go out to dinner every Saturday night, it will be great for you to join us, although my mom will still want to order for me, she knows what food is best for me and always does a great job keeping me happy and healthy! I don’t want you to think my mom will always be around, we will have our own privacy but she will want to meet you before we go on our first date. So if you think I am the kind of guy for, then please send me your pics, make sure their clear images, my mom has cataracts and has trouble seeing."
Sounds like an episode of Jersey Shore.
I am looking for someone to treat me the way my mother does. I need you to wake up early everyday and make me bacon n eggs, then run me a hot bath, lay my clothes out for me on the bed every morning, make me my lunch and make sure I don’t forgot to take my lunch with me to work, and give me a hug and a kiss when I leave for work.
My mom always called me at around noon at work every day just to see how my day was going; I expect the same from you. When I get home from a long day, I expect a hot homemade meal and after dinner for you to rub my feet while I watch the news. I am on my feet all day at work, so my achy feet need pampering. I also need you to do all of the shopping, this includes picking out and buying my clothes.
Me and my mom always go out to dinner every Saturday night, it will be great for you to join us, although my mom will still want to order for me, she knows what food is best for me and always does a great job keeping me happy and healthy! I don’t want you to think my mom will always be around, we will have our own privacy but she will want to meet you before we go on our first date. So if you think I am the kind of guy for, then please send me your pics, make sure their clear images, my mom has cataracts and has trouble seeing."
Sounds like an episode of Jersey Shore.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
"looking for young girl to laugh at me - 29"
"I am a young, attractive, successful, married man with a secret fantasy. I want to find a younger girl (18-25) who would be willing to tease and humiliate me while I jerk off with her panties.
I want her to let me masturbate in front of her but laugh at and tease me during. I'd also be open to her making me worship her, tell her how much sexier she is than my wife, kiss her feet, or help her get ready to go out with her friends or boyfriend. I would be generous to any girl interested in such an encounter and would be open to a one-time thing or a more long term relationship. I need to keep this entirely discreet. Looking for an attractive girl with the right attitude who would enjoy the power of teasing, tormenting, and humiliating a married man and getting compensated for it."
I would never have thought that my best friend could make a career out of demeaning men the way she does.
I want her to let me masturbate in front of her but laugh at and tease me during. I'd also be open to her making me worship her, tell her how much sexier she is than my wife, kiss her feet, or help her get ready to go out with her friends or boyfriend. I would be generous to any girl interested in such an encounter and would be open to a one-time thing or a more long term relationship. I need to keep this entirely discreet. Looking for an attractive girl with the right attitude who would enjoy the power of teasing, tormenting, and humiliating a married man and getting compensated for it."
I would never have thought that my best friend could make a career out of demeaning men the way she does.
"Emotionally unavailable depressive seeks meaningless, empty sex - 31"
"Subject says it all."
You had me at "emotionally unavailable."
You had me at "emotionally unavailable."
Friday, January 22, 2010
"Sex for Haiti"
"Have a casual encounter with this nice, attractive, generous young man and I will donate to Haiti. Perfect opportunity to heal the world while also addressing our needs. I have lots of pics upon request. This is a serious offer. Let's end the devastation now!"
Appalling or awesome?
Appalling or awesome?
Thursday, January 21, 2010
"ELEPANT TRUNK LOOKING FOR HOT FUDGE SUNDAE-30"
"wHATS GOOD? i AM A TALL SKINNY WHITE MALE LOOKING FOR A HOT CHOCOLATE GRL TO KEEP ME WARM.I AMNOT BAD LOOKING, HAVE A MORE THAN ADEQUETE SNAKE, AND AM ALWAYS A GENTLEMEN. I LUV WATCHING AZZ WERK. I DONT NEED NO HOOKER OR WEIRDO OR STALKER. JUST SOME1 TO GIVE SOME LUV AND ATTENTION TO. IM GOOD AT TALKING DIRTY TO SO LAY IT ON THICK MA. PEAACE"
But weirdo stalkers who moonlight as hookers always do the best azz werk.
But weirdo stalkers who moonlight as hookers always do the best azz werk.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
"Looking for a human puppy or kitty!" - 30
"Looking for a Human Pet:. And some fun animal role play!
I want a female pet. A women want to act and be treated like a puppy or kitty. Someone would like to be collared and leashed, put in a cage, walk like a pet, cuddled with, feed and play fetch with. Just have a lot of fun."
I draw the line at playing catch, although a ribbon on a stick is always difficult to say no to.
I want a female pet. A women want to act and be treated like a puppy or kitty. Someone would like to be collared and leashed, put in a cage, walk like a pet, cuddled with, feed and play fetch with. Just have a lot of fun."
I draw the line at playing catch, although a ribbon on a stick is always difficult to say no to.
"i have a fantasy "- 19
"Well i am a a19 yr old fem. I AM ina relashionship .. but well lets get to the point.
I WANA HAVE A 3 SUM.! I THINK THATS HOTAND WELL THATS MY FANTASY.! IM 5'7 THICK. MY B.F IS 5'8 WERE MEXICAN/ PUERTO RICAN. IF U WANT HE DOSENT HAVE TO TUCH U ONLY I DO.:D BUT IF OR OK WITH IT THEN WE CAN ALL TUCH EACH OTHER LOLZ. IF THIS SOUND LIKE SUMTHING U WANA DO HIT ME UP."
ur relashionship sounds adventurous lolz
I WANA HAVE A 3 SUM.! I THINK THATS HOTAND WELL THATS MY FANTASY.! IM 5'7 THICK. MY B.F IS 5'8 WERE MEXICAN/ PUERTO RICAN. IF U WANT HE DOSENT HAVE TO TUCH U ONLY I DO.:D BUT IF OR OK WITH IT THEN WE CAN ALL TUCH EACH OTHER LOLZ. IF THIS SOUND LIKE SUMTHING U WANA DO HIT ME UP."
ur relashionship sounds adventurous lolz
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