"Morbidly obese web-toed underwear model with extra limb (you guess where?) who likes eating mayonnaise and raw garlic sandwiches seeks healthy girl without identifying scars - must have all her own teeth, recite alphabet backwards in Swahili and sweat freely and often, for romantic and passionate first date - NO Tongue. Must enjoy being bored & lonely. Your body shot gets mine by carrier pigeon return post."
LOLZ
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