"FETISH looking now - 20"

"VERY into armpits. Licking, sniffing, kissing, cum in my pits..."


Hot.

"LOOKING FOR THE GOOD ONE ?????????? - 35"

"HI THERE I'M MEXICAN LATINO GUY 35 YEARS OLD 5'11 I'M ATHLETIC GUY I DON'T HAVE KIDS FOR NOW BUT I WILL HAVE SOMEDAY I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED I DON'T SMOKE I LIKE TO DRINK SOCIALLY I WOULD LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE REAL HONES DOWN TO EARTH SINCERE FOR A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP TO SHARE WHT THIS CITY IS OFFERING FOR US AND SAME INTEREST ....I LIKE TO SPEND TIME AT THE GYM AT LEAST 3 OR 4 TIMES A WEEK I LIKE GO BOWLING, CAMPING, WATCH SPORTS I'M A WHITE SOX AND INDIANAPOLIS COLTS FAN BUT I WOULDN'T MIND IF YOU LIKE AN OTHER TEAMS I LIKE TO EXPLORE NEW RESTAURANTES GET DRESS UP AND HAVE A GREAT DINNER I LIKE GO DANCE ONES IN A WHILE BBQ S WITH FRIENDS AND MUCH MORE IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE SEND ME A MESSAGES WITH YOU RECENT PICTURE PLEASE YOU HAVE MINE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR PICTURE NO PICTURE NO REPLY BACK I HOPE YOU ARE OUT THERE AND HEAR FROM YOU SOON BYE ."


Impressive run-on sentence.

"Big daddy looking for his little girl" - 45

"Just looking for my little girl who wants to cuddle, snuggle, play and have fun. Daddy will take of you. If you're a good girl we can have a good time. If you're a bad girl we will have a great time. Daddy's looking for a long term situation. So if you're ready to make a commitment, send me a note."


Maybe you can attended a daddy/daughter purity ball together, too.

"So I'm sitting at the bar with panties..." - 45

"On under my jeans and wondering if any one else who is fit trim safe and sane is doing the same?"



Fit, trim, safe, AND sane? That's a lot to ask.

"Mommy Needed"

"I am a 27 year old that want to be treated as a 2 year old. Put me in diapers, feed me, bathe me, spank me when im naughty. No sex. Any Mommies please email!"



I was just about to reply until I saw the "No sex" part. Come on. How can you lure someone in with the promise of diapers only to deny them sex?

"Want to play with some saran wrap?" - 49

"Being wrapped in saran wrap is soooo hot!
But I need someone to play with. It's no fun playing alone. :(
It never hurts to at least chat about it, so drop me a note if at all interested.

I'm 5'11", 186, not hairy. Work out (weights, swim, tennis) 5-6 days a week & can be available during the day.

Key words: mummy, mummification, duct tape, rope, tie, tied, bondage, bdsm, blindfold, gag, sensory deprivation."



I hope this guy doesn't consider saran wrap an appropriate method of birth control.

"Lookin 4 a BESTIE>>>Apply within" - 19

"Like the Title Says...
I need s bestfriend...
Im tired of sittin in the house with nothing to do... I need someone that i can talk to... text... hang out with!!!
im not looking to have some sort of 3sum thingy.... I just want a friend!!!
I NEED A FRIEND!!!

Im 19
I have a car
I go to school
I work for the white sox
I have 3 tats
no kids
6 piercings(not weird.. cute)"


Not looking for a "3sum thingy?" No wonder you don't have any friends.

Interesting? Rarely. Sad? Sometimes. Pathetic? Usually. Amusing? Always.

I hope they've all found what they're looking for. I know I haven't.